The
Rick Kogan, Chicago Sun-Times article, Naughty Night Life, which ran on July 7, 1979, and which is noted in Dana's book, Dancing Stallions, was the spark
that lit the rebellious feminist fuel that was spilling all over the Sugar
Shack stage as Dana presented for the first time ever, anywhere,
guys stripping for the entertainment pleasure of gals! Dana had been showcasing male stripping since March 15, 1976, but attendance was marginal until the Naughty Nightlife article was published and sent syndicated to over 100 newspapers. The phones started ringing at the Sugar Shack and didn't stop for over 10 years.
Here
is the copy of that iconic article penned so well and so boldly by Rick Kogan,
Sun-Times reporter (now at the Chicago Tribune) who over the years has been one
of Dana's most loyal supporters. He wrote the article after attending a show at
the Sugar Shack with some friends.
NAUGHTY
NIGHTLIFE
What
are two nice girls doing in a place like this? Watching the men 'take it all
off.'
There
is no doubt about it: The girls are excited as the Jaguar snakes its way along
the dark roads near Lake Geneva.
They
are Chicago girls and rather sophisticated--in the ways of the big city at
least--and they have been looking forward to this night for weeks, ever since a
friend suggested that even two bright and with-it young ladies from the big
city might have some use for the diversions to be found at the Sugar Shack.
So,
they are talking very fast on their way to the Sugar Shack and giggling and
asking questions like, "What kind of laws do you suppose they have up
here?" and "How long has this place been open?" and "Do you
think they take off all their clothes?"
But
before any of the three men in the car can answer, the Jaguar pulls into the
small town of Lake Como and just as quickly pulls off the road and into the
large parking lot in front of the Sugar Shack.
It
is an ordinary looking building, a product of the Swiss chalet school of design
so favored by restaurants and souvenir shops in the Midwest. There are two
well-dressed couples laughing as they walk from the door. “Was it fun?” asks
one of the girls from Chicago. “Great,” says one of the laughing women. “Never
seen anything quite like it. Amazing. You’ll love it.”
Some
three hours later, they did love it. But their affection did not come easily,
for wanting to be naughty and really being naughty are two very different
things. And being naughty is what the Sugar Shack is all about: the only place
this side of God-knows-where to feature nude male dancing. That’s right. At the
Sugar Shack men dance without their clothes. Men dance without any clothes!
“The
chicks have a great time,” says Dana Montana, between shows. “They come here by
the busload. Why, just last week we had a convention of female bus drivers.
Man, did they tear the place apart.”
Montana,
a husky former Playboy bunny still pretty around the edges, has owned the Sugar
Shack for 14 years. For 10 of those years it was a simple place, a spot for men
to gather, knock back a few beers and spend a couple of hours watching women
disrobe. But four years ago Montana changed all that. She introduced the male
nude dancer to this subdued Wisconsin resort town and things have never been
quite the same.
“The
chicks are worse than the men ever were,” Montana says. “The women get 10 times
more free-wheeling than the men ever did. Maybe that’s because there’s nothing
you can’t do while you’re here.”
THE
TWO GIRLS FROM Chicago are seated with their friends at a comfortable booth and
they order drinks. As they suspected, the place is dimly lit, but to their
surprise it is also noisy and active. There is none of the furtive whispering,
sitting in the shadows or lurking oddballs that one associates with some places
where women take off their clothes. Rather, there is a boisterous, almost
party-like atmosphere.
The
place is almost filled and most of the patrons are women, clustered around
tables in four- or five-person groups. But some men are sprinkled around the
room, sitting next to their dates. (“We don’t get any gay people here,” Montana
says.)
“I
never was to a place like this in my life,” says Gladys Rosciszewski, sitting
at a table with her daughter Chris. “I don’t know what to think. I own a bar
near Green Bay and I hate to guess what would happen if I did this. It is
something different but maybe I’m too old for this.”
While
she is a little reluctant to say what in the world she is doing in the Sugar
Shack, Rosciszewski is not at all shy about saying that she is 59 years old. In
fact, it’s her 59th birthday tonight and she is here celebrating. “My mother
didn’t believe me,” says Chris. “So I decided to take here here as a birthday
present. I think she’s having a great time. Everyone does. And the older I get
the more frequently I visit. The guys are all fantastic dancers and it’s all
done in very good taste.” She excuses herself to make reservations for a July
birthday gathering—this time her own. “Look,” she says when she returns, “you
can have a lot of fun and not get into any trouble. It’s like you’re not really
cheating on your husband, but you are. I love it here.”
THE
SHOW IS ABOUT to begin. Montana announces through a microphone: “Anything you
girls feel like doing is just fine with me. And now here’s Turk Johnson. Let’s
get to it.”
A
table of innocent-looking young blonds, sporting fine summer tans and pretty
summer dresses, bursts into randy harmony: “Go Turk. Do it Baby. Take it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it aaaaaaallllllllll off.”
Turk
Johnson seems reluctant to take anything off just yet and one can hardly blame
him, for he is wearing an obviously expensive Darth Vader outfit, complete with
a laser sword that he suggestively thrusts at the table of howling innocents.
But eventually he does “get to it.” First he bares his chest. Then off come his
pants. He dances on the small stage wearing nothing but a pair of black bikini
underpants and the crowd is going crazy. “Now, baby, now. Do it. Take it off,”
everyone is shouting.
The
disco music beats as Turk leaves the stage and begins to prowl through the
audience. Women grab at him, pulling him into their laps. Kiss him. They rub
his arms and not so gently brush his bare thighs. They snap pictures. They
scream and laugh and squeal. “Take it aaaaallllll off.” Soon he does, using a
towel in the same way (but not as effectively) as Sally Rand once used her
fans. There is, putting it mildly, nothing left to the imagination and just to
make sure, women touch ALL parts of Turk Johnson’s body.
“This
is unbelievable,” says one of the girls from Chicago. “I don’t believe this is
happening.” She is trying not to look at naked Turk as he edges toward her
table, waving his towel before him. “Don’t let him come over here. Please.”
LARRY
SLADE is the next dancer and he is treated to the same frenzied reception
Johnson received—more grabbing, more kissing, more fondling and more picture
taking. He dances around the room with all the practiced moves his predecessor
displayed. He is using a smaller towel. When it is all over, when the female
occupants of the Sugar Shack have let out a collective sigh, Turk and Larry sit
at a small table in the back of the room, signing pictures. They are fully
clothed.
“Some
tough way to make a living,” says Johnson, laughing. “Turning on all these
women every night,” He pauses to autograph a picture of himself in black bikini
underwear for an admiring female. “Thanks for coming,” he writes across his
legs, and then he embraces the woman and gives her a long kiss. “We think of
ourselves as exotic dancers,” says Slade who used to work as a bodyguard for
Liberace, and who, like Johnson, admits to being 32 years old. “I’m just doing
what comes naturally. I’m completely into dancing and trying to get the ladies
to enjoy themselves.”
The
parade of females, inhibitionless, continues for nearly 20 minutes—autographs
and kisses, kisses and autographs. “You were wonderful. You were great,” many
of them said to the two smiling dancers. Even the two girls from Chicago
approach Johnson and Slade and accept their pictures. They do not, however,
want to be kissed. “I don’t kiss just anybody,” one of them says.
But
the party-like atmosphere continues. Women make plans to return with other
friends—“Can you see Betty here. She’ love it.” They line up in front of Larry
and Turk. They giggle while making their way out of the club into the crisp
Wisconsin night and barely notice the naked woman now dancing on stage, her
bare breasts bounding to a disco beat. Why should they?
Tonight
they have been naughty. So naughty.
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